why limit yourself between choosing between a pretty feminine aesthetic or a dark one? if persephone can be the goddess of spring & queen of the underworld at the same time so can you
This is both against the gender roles that God put forth and in favor of the worship of pagan God’s. This is blatant satanic blasphemy
frollo has logged tf on
Reblog if you too are against the gender roles that God put forth and in favor of the worship of pagan Gods.
Them: “I can use a sling instead of a crossbow, right?”
Me (DM): “yeah, sure.”
Them: “can I use my bra as a sling?”
Me: “I…guess?”
Them: “and, naturally, since it’s a bra with two cups it shoots two projectiles at once, right? So it can do double damage?”
Me: “…YOU’re going to make a good Bard.”
SOME MOTHER FUCKING MACCARONI (MAKE SURE THEY’RE DRY BRO DON’T WANT NO STICKY-ICKY MAP)
AIGHT THAT SHIT DON’T LOOK LIKE NO COUNTRY I KNOW (EXCEPT MAYBE AUSTRALIA FUCK THEM THOUGH)
ORGANIZE YOUR MACCARONI! MAKE SOME FUCKING COASTLINES!
BETTER, BUT NOT FUCKING GOOD! WHATEVER, TRACE THE COASTLINE WITH YOUR PENCIL. BE SURE TO BE SLIGHTLY SQUIGGLY AND, OH, FUCK THOSE LITTLE ISLANDS YOU MADE THEY’RE NOT BIG ENOUGH TO BE WOBBLY ENOUGH SO YOU’RE BETTER OFF USING EITHER RICE (OR SIMILAR) OR JUST TRY TO MAKE SOME REALISTIC FUCKING ISLANDS (SPOILER: YOU WON’T)
GOOD ENOUGH I GUESS WHATEVER LOOK AT THAT VAGUE SORT OF ISLAND/COUNTRY/CONTINENT SHAPED PIECE OF SHIT. SEE THE ISLANDS? I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO DAWG.
NOW TAKE A SHARPIE AND MAKE EVEN SQUIGGLIER FUCKING LINES AS YOU FILL IN YOUR ISOUNINENT
LOOK AT THIS WONDERFUL PIECE OF SHIT IT TOOK ME LITERALLY TEN MINUTES TO MAKE TOPS AND NOW YOU JUST NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHERE TO PUT ALL YOUR DWARF-FUCKING ELVES AND LIZARD-PEOPLE WITH BOOBS
FUCKING GOOD JOB
Some days my hope for humanity is restored in the most unusual ways…
this…this is what i get angry and rant about when im super drunk
The red lighting really makes this
thank u lighting design is my passion
Captions:
A girl in the backseat of a car is drunkenly ranting. The lighting is unintentionally dramatic and dim with a red hue.
Girl in the backseat: ASK someone who has been in musical theatre since I was like, eight FUCKING years old! I can go ahead and tell you, that TROY and GABRIELLA can go to FUCKING HELL with their acoustic ass BULLSHIT versions beCAUSE! …Sharpay and Ryan deserved those parts.
The person videoing: You’re damn right!
Girl in the backseat, still continuing: They tried! They sang! They danced! Troy and Gabriella can ROT!
The person videoing:[laughs as she zooms in dramatic on her friend’s genuinely angry face]
